No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
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