I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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