You work out of a Hotel?
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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