I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Randomize
