Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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