Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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