Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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