Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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