He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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