I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
You're like the curious george of whores
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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