it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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