Say something about gay babies.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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