so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
