HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
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