You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Randomize
