just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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