Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
So. Much. Porn.
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