Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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