that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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