she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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