I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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