There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Sext me about skeletons
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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