I wish I could punch you in the face.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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