i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
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