I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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