Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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