We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Randomize