You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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