Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
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