bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
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