he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
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