dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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