party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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