I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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