you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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