Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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