Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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