You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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