I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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