if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
what if I'm pregnant?
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And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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