Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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