My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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