dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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