ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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