No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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