I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
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