Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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