i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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