I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
i need some magic done to my vagina
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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