I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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