I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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