32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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