It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
Randomize
